2/26/10

Urban Running

Running according to the Urban Dictionary states:

An obsession that only certain individuals feel compelled to partake in. The individuals may or may not be large consumers of Coca Cola, but probably are. A past time that provides some kind of euphoric feeling for obsessors who look back upon past runs. Running provides more euphoria, for some reason, when the distance that has been run is longer rather than shorter. Those who participate in running have a compulsive drive for continuous improvement.

"Dave kept compulsively running and running until his doctor put him in the hospital to make him refrain from worsening his hamstring injury, even though Dave had not yet outrun every 10K record ever set."

"In running there is no off season because running is not just a sport, its a lifestyle."

Its a feeling of being in the midst of an adrenaline rush.
"Edward Cullen can run really fast. its an adrenaline rush. its very common, you can google it."

"Running has given me the courage to start, the determination to keep trying, and the childlike spirit to have fun along the way. Run often and run long, but never outrun your joy of running." -Julie Isphording, Marathon winner

"Miriah what are you running today?"
"Oh idk, probably 8miles."
"Come on lets do 10"
"Ok, I'm feeling pretty good anyways"

A rather effective mode of transportation. Basically, the act of walking faster, but slightly different.

Your only means of escaping any situation succesfully.
Example 1:

"Man: Dude, it's the cops!
Friend: Run."

You've always got to be ready, thats why we run :)

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